Penguin madness minute (BR)

More proof that this world is far too crazy to live in:

Chlamydia Outbreak Kills a Dozen Penguins (Yahoo)

The bacteria, which was most likely transmitted to the birds by an infected seagull [ed. note: WHAT THE FUCK?], is spread through airborne saliva or other bodily fluids, said Bob Jenkins, the zoo's director of animal care and conservation. A similar disease is sexually transmitted in humans.

I promise there'll be some real news with real commentary after Mom's Day.