Decisions, Decisions... (CS)

So, my young revolutionaries, how are you spending your May Day??? Well, you'll certainly have your choices....
Is it "Workers of the World, Unite!" ??
Or will it be a statement on that good ol' buzz phrase "Weapons of Mass Destruction" ?
Or maybe you just wanna get high and groove to some toons ("Body painting by RAINBOW GIRL and friends" !!!!)

It's probably not good for any of these organizations that they're all vying for attention on the same day. And I'm sure there will be some voices out there saying how this speaks to how fractured the anti-war movement is (or the socialists and labor movement, for that matter).
But it gives me an idea. Why not organize one huge protest march that's in several parts or streets of the city at once? Y'know, so people can't just turn away and not notice? It'd have to be pretty massive and take a helluva lot of organization and.....
Ok, maybe it's a stupid idea. But whatever. Protesters usually just annoy me anyway. We should just do it like the English (pubs open since sunrise and a red-hot penny in yo' face!)